If a Trick or Treater does any of the following they are clearly too old to be Trick or Treating:
- They are carrying high-end Gucci Trick or Treat bags
- They are carrying signs that say“Fuck Trump”and
“Snowden Is A Hero” then they begin protesting on
your front lawn.
- They are smoking a cigarette and have facial hair.
- They are driving a nicer car than you own.
- They try to sell you Herbalife products.
- They are dressed like Bill and Hillary Clinton, but it’s
actually Bill and Hillary Clinton.
- They ask if you have a drive-thru.
- They ask if you want to be in a movie, dressed as Harvey
- They are dressed like hookers, then they tell you their
- They ask if you have any beer.