What I Learned This Halloween…Trick or Treaters Who Are Clearly Too Damn Old To Be Trick or Treating!

 

If a Trick or Treater does any of the following they are clearly too old to be Trick or Treating:

 

  1. They are carrying high-end Gucci Trick or Treat bags

 

  1. They are carrying signs that say“Fuck Trump”and

“Snowden Is A Hero”  then they begin protesting on

your front lawn.

 

  1. They are smoking a cigarette and have facial hair.

 

  1. They are driving a nicer car than you own.

 

  1. They try to sell you Herbalife products.

 

  1. They are dressed like Bill and Hillary Clinton, but it’s

actually Bill and Hillary Clinton.

 

  1. They ask if you have a drive-thru.

 

  1. They ask if you want to be in a movie, dressed as Harvey

Weinstein.

 

  1. They are dressed like hookers, then they tell you their

prices.

 

  1. They ask if you have any beer.

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