Breastfeeding…Signs It Has Been Going On Far Too Long!

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I have always been a supporter of women breastfeeding their kids. It’s good for the kids, it helps the mom lose weight and it’s just kinda cool to watch.  But after a certain age it does start to get a little creepy, especially if you have a boy.  Here are a few signs to look for that it might be time to stop.

 

He can open your blouse by himself…

He keeps slipping dollar bills in your bra…

While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other…

He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue…

He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee…

Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine…

After each feeding, he has a smoke…

He frequently invites his friends over for dinner…

You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to  “Dueling Banjos”

Beard abrasions on your areola..

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