Maybe I Spend Too Much Time In The Gym?…Just Kidding!

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Since I spend a lot of my time in the gym I guess I have become oblivious to the fact that perhaps I spend  “too”  much time in the gym…I had someone tell me the other day that there’s a fine line between working out to stay in shape and just plain freaking people out with your muscles.

So, I guess there needs to be some clear signs that perhaps you have crossed that line…here are a few that might help.

– Your Incredible Hulk Halloween costume is just you shirtless.

– You say  “Arnold in his prime”  while forming ironic quotation marks.

– You remember days of the week as  “Legs, Chest, Arms…”

– No matter the style, every shirt you wear becomes a muscle shirt.

– You fall asleep by counting tubs of protein powder.

– When people make small talk with you, it’s always, “Have you ever thought about becoming a pro wrestler?”

– You have the chest of Hercules and the legs of his pet chicken Florence.

– You remember your gym partner’s birthday, but not your mom’s.

– You have won  “Strongest Walmart Employee”  five months in a row.

– A bicep has sprouted on top of your bicep, and you named it “Precious”.

But personally I don’t care what anyone thinks, working out every day and trying to get as big as a house makes me happy…Haters gonna Hate!

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