Have You Ever Wondered Why?



Have you ever wondered why…Tarzan never had a beard?

Have you ever wondered why… Superman could stop bullets with his chest but always ducked when they threw the empty gun at him?

Have you ever wondered why… Banks charge you a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you’re broke?

Have you ever wondered why… We press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

Have you ever wondered why…When someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

Have you ever wondered why…Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

Have you ever wondered why…If we evolved from Apes that there are still Apes?

Have you ever wondered why…There isn’t a day that mattresses are on sale?

Have you ever wondered why… People constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat has magically materialized?

Have you ever wondered why…People run over string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it back down to give the vacuum one last chance to redeem itself?

Have you ever wondered why…No plastic bag will open from the first end you try?

Have you ever wondered why…Those dead bugs somehow get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Have you ever wondered why…When you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Have you ever wondered why…During the winter we try to keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when all we did was complain about the heat?

Have you ever wondered why…You never hear Father-In-Law jokes?

Have you wondered why…YOU are even reading this garbage in the first place?



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s