New Community College Courses For Today’s Men And Women

CC2016

 

 

Classes taught by men, for women.

TV100:  Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

HWK101: Doing Housework Without Complaining

SHP100: Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

POO112: Going to The Restroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)

HUH100:  Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”

LIFT101: Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother.

SEX101:  Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

SRY100:  How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

YEP101:  Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”

CLN100:  Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

SEAT101: The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

ALTSEX102:  Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to “Make Love”

WKND100: “The Weekend” and “Long Boring Walks” Are Not Synonymous

VICSCRT101:  How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

TVRMT102:  The Remote Control: Don’t Touch What You Can’t Handle

END100:  You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

LIFE101:  Honest, You Don’t Look Like A Model – But You’re Acceptable

RAVE101:  Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem

(formerly One Can Is Enough)

OOPS100: Runs In Your Nylons? It’s Not the End of the World

WORM102:  Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

MOVEIT101:  Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

LETSGO100:  Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

PACK101:  Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

CLOWN101:  Makeup: The Less is More Theory

ZIPIT100: Nagging: Stop the Insanity!

 

 

Classes taught by women, for men.

DUMMY100: Combating Stupidity

GETUP101: You Too Can Do Housework

CLOT102: P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

AQUA100: How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

CASH102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas – Give Us Money

ANGER101:  understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM

TIDE102:  Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly “Don’t Wash My Silks”)

DAD101:  Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception

TVDINNER100:  Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

JERK101:  How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

SPELLCHK100: Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

OVRDRAWN101: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

LIFE101: You – The Weaker Sex

FTD102:  Reasons To Give Flowers

SNUGGLE101: How To Stay Awake After

PEE100: Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself

Anywhere But the Bathroom

TOTHECAN101: Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

MANUP100: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

BLUBALLS102: The Morning Dilemma – If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

ESPN101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

THRONE100:  How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

AMBERALRT101:  How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

LETGO100: The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

OFFURASS101: Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

GROWUP100:  How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

DD101:  You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

REALITYCHK100:  Honest, You Don’t Look Like A Model, Especially When Naked

TIDYWHTY102:  Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

GASSY101: Fuffing the Blankets after Farting is Not Necessary

GPS100: Real Men Ask For Directions

WHNYBABY101: How To Take Illness Like a Man

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