Before You Make A Comment On Facebook…Take This Questionnaire

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So you see a post on Facebook that got your blood boiling, but you’re not sure if you are in the right frame of mind to make a comment. Or maybe you are worried that perhaps the backlash from your comment may cause you untold social media drama. If you just take a few moments and answer these simple questions, you will be able to determine whether or not you should be commenting right now or even at all.

 

First and Foremost…Are you famous?

If yes, don’t comment.

Are you NOT famous?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you own a business that could be affected by your comment?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you work for a business that you risk losing your job over if you comment?

If yes, don’t comment.

Does the post you want to comment on have anything to do with ethnicity?

If yes, don’t comment.

Are you White?

If yes, don’t comment.

Are you a Male?

If yes, don’t comment.

Are you a White Male?

If yes, don’t comment.

Does the post you want to comment on have anything to do with woman’s issues?

If yes, don’t comment.

Does the post you want to comment on have anything to do with the LGBTQ community?

If yes, don’t comment.

Have you ever called yourself or been referred to as the “Dude?”

If yes, don’t comment.

Have you only read one book this year?

If yes, don’t comment.

Did you vote for Obama?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you live in your parent’s basement?

If yes, don’t comment.

Are you now or have ever been part of a terrorist network?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do people ever tell you that you are “Difficult?”

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you own more than one cat?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you own an Affliction t-shirt?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you use the term “Bae?”

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you use the terms “trigger words” or “safe zones” on a daily basis?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you believe Caitlyn Jenner deserved the “Woman of the Year Award?”

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you take pictures of your food before you eat it?

If yes, don’t comment.

Do you have a sense of humor?

If yes, don’t comment.

Does any of this matter?

NO!

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