Chocolate: Hey Sexy…
Caramel: Hey Baby…
Chocolate: Look, this is awkward but maybe we should talk about the other night.
Caramel: What? Why? Didn’t you enjoy yourself?
Chocolate: No, that’s not it, I had a great time, and it was amazing….just a little uh…I wasn’t expecting that to happen.
Caramel: Yeah, it was….wasn’t it?
Chocolate: Well, to be honest I really didn’t think anything would happen between us. You are so outgoing and fun loving. I am totally opposite, quiet and laid back.
(They both pause and look at each other with mutual adoration)
Caramel: So…If it did happen again, would that be such a horrible thing?
Chocolate: Ha…No, far from it.
Caramel: Well, I don’t know about you but I think we should do it again.
Chocolate: Oh Yes…Let’s!
Caramel: Okay, let’s shoot for everyday at noon?
Chocolate: I think Pete is probably glad that he brought us to school today. That gross ass cafeteria food doesn’t even look edible.
Caramel: I almost feel bad for all those other kids over there, they will never experience the utter joy that is you and I sandwiched together.
Chocolate: Baby, I promise one day we will move out of this brown bag. I will find a great job and we can move into ceramic bowl you always wanted to live in.
Caramel: Oh love, you are the my knight in shining armor.
Chocolate: I love you baby!
Cheese Cracker: You two make me sick!
Chocolate: Umm, Hello
Caramel: Oh, Hi
Chocolate: Listen, we need to talk, let’s just get it over with.
Caramel: Why? What’s up?
Chocolate: I have really been thinking about us and things moving forward.
Caramel: Oh, what do you mean?
Chocolate: Well, I think maybe it’s time for a change.
Caramel: What? What do you mean? Are you wanting to leave me?
Chocolate: No…I don’t know, Yes!
Caramel: Let me guess you met someone else, didn’t you!
Chocolate: Well…Look I don’t want to talk about it right now.
Caramel: Who the hell is it? It’s that little whore Peanut Butter isn’t it?
Chocolate: (mumbles under his breath)
Caramel: I can’t hear you asshole!
(Caramel throws a fork across the table at Chocolate)
Chocolate: It’s Apple.
Caramel: Chocolate and Apple? That shit will never work… You are Insane!
Chocolate: Maybe…But I’m in love!