Phobia’s Modern Teens Face In A Modern World…
Parastalkphobia: The fear of being Facebook stalked by your parents.
Dicpicphobia: The fear of accidentally sending a nude photo to your parents.
KitchMicrophobia: The fear that you will lose the ability to text in a freak kitchen accident.
Cacapoophobia: The fear that your texting partner will never return from the bathroom.
Latetextaphobia: The fear that everyone will move on just as you finally figure out how to text.
Juveniphobia: The fear that you will be the last one of your friends to get a phone.
Oopsatexaphobia: The fear of sending a text to the wrong person.
Extraoopstexaphobia: The fear of sending a “private” text to everyone on your phone.
Groundaphobia: The fear of being grounded, having your phone taken away and your parents going through your phone.
Footinmouthaphobia: The fear that your text will spell-check with embarrassing word substitution.
Outofwifiphobia: The fear of not being able to connect to the internet.
Requestafbphobia: The fear all your older relatives will friend request you on Facebook.
Momtbtfbphobia: The fear of your mom #tbt posting embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.
Lecturefbphobia: The fear of having your parents lecture you on Facebook when you’re trying to be Thug.
Untagaphobia: The fear of your friends posting pics on Facebook of you doing something you shouldn’t be and your parent’s commenting on it.
Grannymediaphobia: The fear of anything to do with Grandma and Social Media.
Mommagotyobackphobia: The fear of your mom defending you when you argue with someone on social media.
Grannygotyobackphoba: The fear of having your Grandma defending you when you argue with someone on social media.
Breakupupdatephobia: The fear of your Ex posting embarrassing stuff about you on Social Media, even before you find out you are no longer together.
Teachparenphobia: The fear that your teacher and parents text back and forth.