Some Benefits Of Growing Older…
~Things you buy now most likely won’t wear out
~You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
~No one expects you to run into a burning building.
~Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
~People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
~Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
~In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
~You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
~It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
~You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge
~Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the Weather Service.
~There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
~You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
~You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
~You sing along with elevator music.
~Your eyes won’t get much worse.
~Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
~Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.