Looking On The Bright Side…Some Benefits Of Growing Older

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Some Benefits Of Growing Older…

 

~Things you buy now most likely won’t wear out

~You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

~No one expects you to run into a burning building.

~Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

~People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

~Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

~In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

~You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

~It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.

~You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge

~Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the Weather Service.

~There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

~You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

~You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.

~You sing along with elevator music.

~Your eyes won’t get much worse.

~Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

~Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

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