*Since I live in Helena, Montana, I feel it’s only right to make fun of the other cities that aren’t Helena….And remember it’s just a joke, something to laugh at, not bitch about.
Why do birds fly over Missoula, Montana upside down?…There’s nothing there worth crapping on!
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Townsend, Montana? …If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
What’s the most popular pick up line in Townsend, Montana? …Nice tooth!
Why do folks from Butte, Montana go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? …Because 17 and under are not admitted.
How can you tell if someone in Billings, Montana is married? …The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
What does a girl from Great Falls, Montana do if she’s not in bed by 10pm? …She just goes Home.
How is a Billings, Montana girl different from a bowling ball? …Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.
How do you break someone’s finger in Whitehall, Montana? … Punch them in the nose.
Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Augusta, Montana?…Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
What do you call a good looking girl in Three Forks, Montana? …A visitor.
If you didn’t laugh at least once, then there might be something wrong with you or you might not be from Helena.