The Alphabet of Washington D.C.
Since I’m completely disgusted by our leadership in Washington, I have created a brand new alphabet just for them.
A is for the Arrogant Assclown who runs the show.
B is for the Barrack, see why A comes before B.
C is for the Constitution, which is ignored.
D is for the District of Columbia, where all the idiots are stored.
E is for the Election, which got us in this mess.
F is for the Freedoms, which needs to be restored.
G is for the Government, which should fear us, instead of we them.
H is for the Hillary, whose emails are all gone.
I is for the Investigations, which should be done.
J is for the Justice Dept., in which there has been none.
K is for the Kickbacks, which they will never admit to none.
L is for the Lies that have told, and not just by some.
M is for the Money they spend that does not belong to them.
N is for the Nerve of them.
O is for the Obamas vacations, which we pay for.
P is for the Potomac, which they should all be thrown in.
Q is for the Quacks negotiating with Iran.
R is for the Raises, which they give themselves.
S is for the Secret Service, which is in need of some service.
T is for the Taxes, for which the IRS harass us.
U is for the Uncle Sam, ashamed Sam should be of the clowns in D.C.
V is for the Veterans Administration, which has failed Veterans.
W is for the White House, where the trouble starts
X is for the Xenophilia, which the POTUS seems to have for Iran.
Y is for the Youth, which will inherit our debt.
Z is for the Zoo, which they all should be in.