Have You Ever Pondered Why….Part 2

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Have You Ever Pondered Why….Part 2

 

Have you ever Pondered why Tarzan never had a beard?

Have you ever Pondered why Superman could stop bullets with his chest but always ducked when they threw the empty gun at him?

Have you ever Pondered why banks charge you a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know your broke?

Have you ever Pondered why we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

Have you ever Pondered why it is that when someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

Have you ever Pondered why did Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

Have you ever Pondered why it is that if we evolved from Apes that there are still Apes?

Have you ever Pondered why there isn’t a day that mattresses are on sale?

Have you ever Pondered why people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat has magically materialized?

Have you ever Pondered why people run over string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it back down to give the vacuum one last chance to redeem itself?

Have you ever Pondered why no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?

Have you ever Pondered why those dead bugs somehow get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Have you ever Pondered why it is when you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Have you ever Pondered why during the winter we try to keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when all we did was complain about the heat?

Have you ever Pondered why you never hear Father-In-Law jokes?

Have you ever Pondered why YOU came to THIS blog in the first place?

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