Have You Ever Pondered Why….

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Have You Ever Pondered Why….

 

Have you ever Pondered why doctors call what they do “Practice”?

 

Have you ever Pondered why “abbreviated” is such a long ass word?

 

Have you ever Pondered why you never see the headline “Psychic Hit’s The Jackpot”?

 

Have you ever Pondered why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

Have you ever Pondered why Noah didn’t squash those two mosquitoes?

 

Have you ever Pondered why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?

 

Have you ever Pondered why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

Have you ever Pondered why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

Have you ever Pondered why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

 

Have you ever Pondered why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?

 

Have you ever Pondered why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

Have you ever Pondered why if flying is so safe, do they call the airport the terminal?

 

Have you ever Pondered why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

 

Have you ever Pondered why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

Have you ever Pondered why that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of it?

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