What Being A Parent Has Taught Me….
~When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh”..it’s already too late.
~A toddler’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
~Child-proofing your house is impossible.
~A magnifying glass can start a fire even on cloudy days.
~Oddly..Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a toddler.
~Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
~Super glue is forever.
~Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke..and lots of it.
~Fish tank filters do not like Jello
~Neither do the fish.
~Garbage bags make horrible parachutes.
~Jumping on a waterbed with baseball cleats equals trouble.
~A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 Sg. Foot home in 4 inches of water.
~Just because their Quiet doesn’t mean you shouldn’t worry.
~Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
~Always look in the oven before turning it on.
~Plastic toys do not like ovens.
~The Fire Dept. has at least a 5 minute response time.
~Marbles in gas tanks make a lot of noise when driving.
~You probably do not really want to know what that odor is.
~Playing whiffle ball inside on a rainy day is not the best of ideas.
~Whiffle Balls can break double pane windows if hit hard enough.
~A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect)