What Being A Parent Has Taught Me….

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What Being A Parent Has Taught Me….

 

~When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh”..it’s already too late.

~A toddler’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

~Child-proofing your house is impossible.

~A magnifying glass can start a fire even on cloudy days.

~Oddly..Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a toddler.

~Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

~Super glue is forever.

~Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke..and lots of it.

~Fish tank filters do not like Jello

~Neither do the fish.

~Garbage bags make horrible parachutes.

~Jumping on a waterbed with baseball cleats equals trouble.

~A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 Sg. Foot home in 4 inches of water.

~Just because their Quiet doesn’t mean you shouldn’t worry.

~Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

~Always look in the oven before turning it on.

~Plastic toys do not like ovens.

~The Fire Dept. has at least a 5 minute response time.

~Marbles in gas tanks make a lot of noise when driving.

~You probably do not really want to know what that odor is.

~Playing whiffle ball inside on a rainy day is not the best of ideas.

~Whiffle Balls can break double pane windows if hit hard enough.

~A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect)

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