A Few Signs It Might Be Time To Stop Breastfeeding….

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A Few Signs It Might Be Time To Stop Breastfeeding…

 

I have always been a supporter of women breastfeeding their kids. It’s good for the kids, it helps the mom lose weight and it’s just kinda cool to watch. But after a certain age it does start to get a little creepy, especially if you have a boy. Here are a few signs to look for that it might be time to stop.

 

~He can open your blouse by himself…

~He keeps slipping dollar bills in your bra…

~While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other…

~He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue…

~He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee…

~Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine…

~After each feeding, he has a smoke…

~He frequently invites his friends over for dinner…

~You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos”…

~Beard abrasions on your areola..

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