Ten Ways You Know You’re From Bullhead City, AZ…
~Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA
~Your mother and your pre-teen sister are always fighting over the last beer.
~In the middle of the family reunion, the FBI cuts the power to the trailer.
~The bikers next door are always complaining about the noise.
~The local police dept. saves money by making your house a precinct substation.
~Your new little sister is named after a famous serial killer.
~Family discussions usually begin with “Put the gun down”
~Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from Penthouse
~Your son informs you he doesn’t want to be your cellmate anymore.
~A new bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.