Ten Signs You Have Obamacare….

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Ten Signs You Have Obamacare…

 

~Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

~Your Doctors tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles

~Directions to your doctor’s office include “take a left when you enter the trailer park”

~The only Proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter

~The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is “An Apple A Day”

~Your “Primary Care Physician” is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

~”The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges” is not a typo.

~The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

~With your last health insurance, your Prozac didn’t come in different colors with little “m’s” on them.

~You ask for Viagra…You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.

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