Ten Signs You Have Obamacare…
~Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
~Your Doctors tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles
~Directions to your doctor’s office include “take a left when you enter the trailer park”
~The only Proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter
~The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is “An Apple A Day”
~Your “Primary Care Physician” is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
~”The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges” is not a typo.
~The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
~With your last health insurance, your Prozac didn’t come in different colors with little “m’s” on them.
~You ask for Viagra…You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.